Badge of Shame Comedy

“SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT” will be released on Monday, October 17th.

What will this announcement be? Here are the top ten rumors.

1. Joe is getting a sex change. Now the show is “Joan Goes.”

2. We’re switching to radio. No more videos.

3. Joe is going to be replaced by Ashton Kutcher.

4. We’re adding a laugh track. (“WHOOOOOOOOO!!!”)

5. Two words: short shorts.

6. We’re adding a sidekick: Former President of Iceland, Vigdís Finnbogadóttir.

7. There’s going to be a lot more polka.

8. We’re expanding to merchandise: toenail necklaces.

9. We’ve got proof Casey Anthony did it.

10. We’re splitting into two series - “Joe Goes,” and “Qwikster.”

Feel free to post some more rumors in the comments.